Mr. Fizizi (voiced by Paul Rugg) is a shriner who asks Freakazoid for a favor on Freakazoid's birthday, in a parody of Amerigo Bonasera in the opening scene of The Godfather. Fizizi prides himself on his shriner car, which he lovingly calls his "little putt-putt." Fizizi's daughter recently brought home her new boyfriend, Snort -- not a shriner -- who laughed at Fizizi's putt-putt. Fizizi demands that Freakazoid exact revenge by putting an egg down the boyfriend's trousers.
Fizizi has apparently met the Hulk, and claims that he has a bad smell.