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Revision as of 01:48, 30 January 2017

Freakazoid is the main character of the show. He is voiced by Paul Rugg.

Fictional Biography

Freakazoid was created on Christmas Eve when Dexter Douglas entered a computer code by accident, activating a flaw in his brand new Pinnacle computer chip. He was suddenly zapped in the computer, where he absorbed the knowledge of the Internet and gained superpowers, transforming into Z. His initial transformations between Z and N were unstable and unpredictable, but N soon learned that he could change into Z by saying "Freak out," and back to Dexter by saying "Freak in."

His first enemy was Armondo Guitierrez, the CEO of Apex Computers, who had covered up the flaw in the Pinnacle Chip by attempting to murder the employee who discovered it, Roddy MacStew. Once Guitierrez learned of Freakazoid's existence, he captured Dexter and Roddy, hoping to harness the powers for himself. Freak was convinced by police Sergeant Mike Cosgrove to become a superhero to impress the ladies.

Freakazoid subsequently achieves a degree of fame, saving the free world in very publicized fashion on at least one occasion and becoming acquainted with the President of the United States (who attends Freakazoid's massive birthday celebration at the Happy Holiday Hotel, along with many other luminaries).

Personality

Freakazoid possesses all the knowledge of the Internet, but at great cost to his sanity. He behaves in a very silly fashion, and often defeats villains in unorthodox ways, such as subjecting Longhorn to the seventh inning stretch, or getting Cobra Queen to say tongue twisters until she passes out (Freakazoid admits that he has no idea why this worked). He also frequently breaks the fourth wall and is very aware that he is on a TV show. When Freakazoid breaks character on-set, he tends to talk in a voice similar to Jerry Lewis's "serious" voice.

Although Freakazoid and Dexter share the same body and also seem to share one another's knowledge, they seem to be separate entities. For instance, Freakazoid wishes to cut Dexter out of the main title of the show, and gets annoyed when an episode spends too much time with Dexter. Still, Freakazoid sympathizes with Dexter. He likes to wrestle with Dexter's brother Duncan in revenge for Duncan's bullying of Dexter, and initially tries to get Valerie to like Dexter (before deciding to be shallow and just letting Valerie kiss him as Freakazoid).

When Dexter isn't Freakazoid, Freakazoid spends his time in an area of Dexter's brain called the Freak-a-Zone, where he reflects, has profound thoughts and watches Rat Patrol. Freakazoid sometimes speaks to his inner child, whom he has named Billy. Billy claims to have grown quite large.

Freakazoid loves hospital water, but hates hospitals, because they store blood in refrigerators. He occasionally picks up some off-the-books additional cash by doing skywriting for the Happy Clown Cafe. His favorite ancient race is the Ancient Egyptians, partly because you can't even see the spackle in their buildings.

Powers and Abilities

Weaknesses

☀[Verse 1]

Stroll into a bank and put a ski mask on

And walk out with a million bucks

Burn it in a pile out on your front lawn

Just to prove it didn’t mean that much

Sell everything I own, took a pile of cash

Walk into the casino, bet it all on black

Then blow all of my winnings on a limousine

To make out with you in the back

Into the termites

==

==

[Hook]

I'm nothing that I won’t do

Just to make you love me, love me, love me

Throw away my pride for you

Just to make you love me, want me, trust me

Baby, I know I’m all but shameless

Just need you and I could care less

Girl, I'm nothing that I won’t do

Just to make you love me, love me, love me

==

==

[Verse 2]

Buy a couple red-eye one-way tickets

To Paris to our first class rate

Carry your body to the top of the tower

To kiss your lips at midnight

Then we’ll wander through the streets and drink champagne

Get drunk and start singing

In the pouring rain

I’ll acapella karaoke “Sexy Thing”

Cause baby, I feel no shame

Say this whole world can know you’re all I need

Cause baby, some day

I’ll drop and hit one knee and tell you're

Stranded...

==

==

[Hook]

I'm nothing that I won’t do

Just to make you love me, love me, love me

Throw away my pride for you

Just to make you love me, want me, trust me

Baby, I know I’m all but shameless

Just need you and I could care less

Girl, I'm nothing that I won’t do

Just to make you love me, love me, love me

==

==

[Bridge]

(Throw myself out of a jet air plane)

(Hundred feet a second, just screaming your name)

(I'd steal a cop car, turn the blue lights on)

(Pick you up and drive it around ‘til dawn)

(I’m not afraid to look insane)

Cause I’m crazy about you

==

==

[Verse 3]

Termites can chew

Termites can climb

Termites can trip

And termites can dig

Termites can belong to the sound of the words

And termites can fall under

Termites can belong to the light

And termites can belong to the thunder

==

==

[Hook]

I'm nothing that I won’t do

Just to make you love me, love me, love me

Throw away my pride for you

Just to make you love me, want me, trust me

Baby, I know I’m all but shameless

Just need you and I could care less

Girl, I'm nothing that I won’t do

Just to make you love me, love me, love me

==

==

[Outro] (x4)

I'm nothing that I won’t do

Just to make you love me, love me, love me

Throw away my pride for you

Just to make you love me, want me, trust me

Freakazoid greatest weakness is that he can be imprisoned in a cage with graphite bars charged with negative ions. He also expresses a great aversion to poo gas.

When Freakazoid is depressed, he drowns his sorrows in papaya juice. He is allergic to cranapple.

Mentioning the fact that the sky bucket and (particularly) the motor boat rides at Disneyland have closed is a sure-fire way to get Freakazoid to break down in tears.

Secret Lair/Vehicles

Freakazoid has a base called the Freakalair which was built by his mute butler, Ingmar. It can be accessed directly from Dexter's bedroom via an elaborate Freak-a-Fall roller coaster in Dexter's closet.

The Freakalair has a Hall of Nifty things to Know containing all the knowledge of our world, as well a mad scientist lab. Freakazoid also has his very own car named the Freakmobile. He keeps his car in the Hall of Freakmobiles, which contains countless identical Freakmobiles. His favorite is the one that runs.

Allies

Freakazoid's first ally is his mentor, Roddy MacStew, who discovered the Pinnacle flaw and tracked Dexter down. Roddy poses as Dexter's driving instructor as cover for their friendship. He coaches Freakazoid in the use of his powers and helps on missions. He is the only person who may understand the powers of the Freakazoid even better than Dexter/Freakazoid.

Freakazoid's best friend and primary ally is police Sergeant Mike Cosgrove. Freakazoid met Cosgrove at the end of his first adventure, and the two quickly found that they shared the same tastes in both the unique and the banal. Cosgrove is one of the few people Freakazoid trusts with his secret identity.

Freakazoid's girlfriend is Steff. Ironically, Dexter has a crush on Steff and she frequently blows him off, not realizing that she is dating his alter ego. Steff eventually learns that Freakazoid is Dexter when Cosgrove blurts it out. Freak becomes involved with Steff sometime after "Dance of Doom," wherein he seems to like Valerie more.

Freakazoid initially has a mute butler named Ingmar. When Ingmar quits to become a rodeo clown, he recommends Professor Jones as his replacement. Jonesy often comes along on missions, generally with great resentment. Freakazoid enjoys scaring Jonesy and making him scream. Jonesy also learns Freakazoid's secret identity when Cosgrove blurts it out.

Freakazoid is on a neverending search for the perfect sidekick, but all of his sidekicks prove short-lived. Previous sidekicks include Handman (Freakazoid's right hand with a face drawn on it; he tragically fell in love and left Freakazoid's service), Expendable Lad (who received a career-ending clavicle injury from the Milk Man), Foamy the Freakadog (Freakazoid's favorite sidekick; unfortunately, the rabid Foamy regularly tried to murder Freakazoid even more forcefully than the villains did), and Fan Boy (technically, Freak never accepted Fan Boy as his sidekick, but rather spent the episode trying to get rid of him). Emmitt Nervend is also seen as a former sidekick in the Hall of Sidekicks.

Behind the Scenes

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Freakazoid was designed by Bruce Timm. Mike Allred, creator of the comic Madman, has claimed that Timm told him Madman was an influence on the design of Freakazoid.[1] When Timm left the project, Tom Ruegger was brought in to develop the character and came up with the madcap personality. Paul Rugg started as a story editor and writer on the show, but also became the voice when all of the auditioning voice actors were trying to be too manic and do a Robin Williams-type shtick. The producers were unable to give the auditioners any feedback, since they had no idea what voice they wanted; they simply knew that they did not want the version of the character they were hearing in auditions. Finally, in hearing Rugg give readings to the auditioners, Ruegger realized that he should do the voice. Rugg auditioned for the role by reading the episode "Dance of Doom" and improvising extensively between the scripted lines. The tape from that audition became the final audio for the episode.[2]

Appearances

Season 1

Season 2

Animaniacs

Animaniacs Comic

Pinky and the Brain

Quotes

  • "A bowl! I got a bowl! Good for me!" (The Wrath of Guitierrez)
  • "I love you. Not just 'cause you're Cave Guy, but 'cause you[Verse 1]

Stroll into a bank and put a ski mask on

And walk out with a million bucks

Burn it in a pile out on your front lawn

Just to prove it didn’t mean that much

Sell everything I own, took a pile of cash

Walk into the casino, bet it all on black

Then blow all of my winnings on a limousine

To make out with you in the back

Into the termites


[Hook]

I'm nothing that I won’t do

Just to make you love me, love me, love me

Throw away my pride for you

Just to make you love me, want me, trust me

Baby, I know I’m all but shameless

Just need you and I could care less

Girl, I'm nothing that I won’t do

Just to make you love me, love me, love me


[Verse 2]

Buy a couple red-eye one-way tickets

To Paris to our first class rate

Carry your body to the top of the tower

To kiss your lips at midnight

Then we’ll wander through the streets and drink champagne

Get drunk and start singing

In the pouring rain

I’ll acapella karaoke “Sexy Thing”

Cause baby, I feel no shame

Say this whole world can know you’re all I need

Cause baby, some day

I’ll drop and hit one knee and tell you're

Stranded...


[Hook]

I'm nothing that I won’t do

Just to make you love me, love me, love me

Throw away my pride for you

Just to make you love me, want me, trust me

Baby, I know I’m all but shameless

Just need you and I could care less

Girl, I'm nothing that I won’t do

Just to make you love me, love me, love me


[Bridge]

(Throw myself out of a jet air plane)

(Hundred feet a second, just screaming your name)

(I'd steal a cop car, turn the blue lights on)

(Pick you up and drive it around ‘til dawn)

(I’m not afraid to look insane)

Cause I’m crazy about you


[Verse 3]

Termites can chew

Termites can climb

Termites can trip

And termites can dig

Termites can belong to the sound of the words

And termites can fall under

Termites can belong to the light

And termites can belong to the thunder


[Hook]

I'm nothing that I won’t do

Just to make you love me, love me, love me

Throw away my pride for you

Just to make you love me, want me, trust me

Baby, I know I’m all but shameless

Just need you and I could care less

Girl, I'm nothing that I won’t do

Just to make you love me, love me, love me


[Outro] (x4)

I'm nothing that I won’t do

Just to make you love me, love me, love me

Throw away my pride for you

Just to make you love me, want me, trust mepart of that whole cosmic mankind / whale / tree thing." (Dance of Doom)

  • "And these kids, I mean, have you ever in your life been filled with more joy being around kids, whether they're, you know, religious-experiential or not? I love them, all of them. We'll hug after the show." (Candle Jack)
  • "Look at your cute little chunky face. You have little sweet meats in you, don't you? Little sweet meats inside you. If I hug you, they gonna come out. Little sweet sweet sweets. Make a sweet face. Give me smoochy smooch." (Foamy the Freakadog)
  • "Say, 'Grandma Moses makes munchy meat most Monday mornings!'" (The Chip, Part I)
  • "Now sing, 'I'm a Tugboat, Call Me Mel'!" (Hot Rods from Heck!)
  • "I like me!" (Hot Rods from Heck!)
  • "They're cute, they're lovable, and jam shoots out their heads! I want 'em all!" (In Arms Way)
  • "I feel better than a nice tub of good things!" (House of Freakazoid)
  • "Does my face look happy? I've thought of a way out!" (Virtual Freak)
  • "Ten chubby angels with big fat wings / Too heavy to fly, they crash in the thing / Hey." (A Matter of Love)
  • "I'm ready as a large goose!" (Statuesque)
  • "Say 'Uncle Jimbo's Flying Poodles' and I'll go easy on you." (Tomb of Invisibo)

Gallery

References